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If Taylor marries Taylor they will both be Taylor Lautner. Creepy.
This girl just told me she wants to snort heroin off my dick.

(via thebestonmars)

i don’t believe you attention seeker ;)


wierdo:

goodbyeastronaut:

(via deepndpurple)

they wasn’t playin no games.

why hello brooklyn.

wierdo:

goodbyeastronaut:

(via deepndpurple)

they wasn’t playin no games.

why hello brooklyn.


If you're an attractive female...

southernram:

solomonsdaughter:

xionone:

How the hell could you ever be sexually frustrated when every other dude wants you?

That doesn’t even sound right.  You’re a human treasure chest and dudes want that gold.  You’re not sharing the gold, that’s your fault.

maybe she’s waiting for the right guy and doesn’t want to give up the cookies to someone who’s just gonna snarf em down.

you two bring up compelling points…

thank you =)


If you're an attractive female...

xionone:

How the hell could you ever be sexually frustrated when every other dude wants you?

That doesn’t even sound right.  You’re a human treasure chest and dudes want that gold.  You’re not sharing the gold, that’s your fault.

maybe she’s waiting for the right guy and doesn’t want to give up the cookies to someone who’s just gonna snarf em down.


thebestonmars:

I have that exact sweater. :D

my dad does too. i have to find it.

thebestonmars:

I have that exact sweater. :D

my dad does too. i have to find it.


. . .but I'M the one who's jealous?

newyorkish:

Wtf is up with these broads swellin’ their OWN melons these days? Going behind your back to talk shit but when you turn around it’s all smiles & hugs? Nah, nigga. I don’t need your friendship, I entertain myself. I guess they try to throw dirt on my name to big up themselves up. You spend half of your time talking about me & the other half plotting against me. You’re not slick. I’ve been dealing with your kind since I was exposed to FEMALES period. It’s sad that you’re x years old & still seem to be the source of this petty bullshit. Lol, God forbid they found out you have a man too. Then they REALLY wanna get on your ass. Try to spread fake rumors, claim how we “used to be friends” until blah blah, making up fake scenarios, “you know she said this & talks to him like that” etc. I guess playing runtelldat is what’s poppin’ on hot 97. From saying I tell dudes I love them, to me calling dudes “papi” (lmfao), to me being a lesbian? Come onnnnnnnnnn, son! Even if all this was factual, it’s never attractive to be the snitch. My dude won’t like you more for playing tattle tale. It’s mad cliche for me to sit here & be like, “haters make me stronger” or whatever bullshit but forreal — the more my name is in your mouth the more flattered I become. The reality is that I’ve done nothing to you, I’ve given you no reason to shit on my name. I know how I move, my man definitely knows how I move. Just admit it — you’re jealous. It’s such a beautiful thing to watch bitches burn with envy. The only way to get to my man is by tearing me down? Damn, what happened to game? If you have something I don’t then throw that at him, hit him with your best shot. Sending him nude photos of yourself obviously isn’t enough to keep his attention…especially if you’ve been at it for years. This is actually the first time I publicly address the situation. It’s not even worth me hitting up every female about it. Fuck the confrontation, I don’t need these birds feedback. All they’ll do is pull an Eminem. Remember how in 8 mile son kicked the freestyle & spit exactly what his opponent was going to say? Exactly. Their only rebuttal would be, “I have a man, I have a life, I have kids to take care of, why do I need to worry about you? I don’t need to sit here & run my mouth about you.” EXACTLY. You’ve been lusting for my man, dying to fill my shoes, talk more about ME than about yourself, having me the topic of every conversation you have with my dude, but you have nerve to call me jealous? Jealous because no matter how low you’ve reached, all your failed tactics, your nude photos, your promises of “sexual satisfaction”, the time & energy you spent, lmao. The list goes on, kid. The fact of the matter is, even if my man fucked you, he still comes home to me. He tells me he loves me, desires me & wants me to mother his children. Not only does he laugh in your face, he looks down on you. Yet, I’m the jealous bitch? Right. Keep repeating that to yourself every night before bed, ma.


trente-deux.

blackgirldemontreal:

I don’t believe in watching porn. I don’t believe in watching porn to “teach me things”. I don’t watch other people have sex; it doesn’t excite me. I don’t want another man to do what my current should and I don’t want to teach my current what I saw another man do. Just because the woman on the screen likes it, doesn’t mean that I will.

I want to have sex. I find myself very sexual. Those who I’ve been in relationships with and those who are good friends with me have told me on numerous occasions that I’m sensual. I don’t watch porn in the same context of my fantasies. I have my own fantasies and wants, but I only want him to fulfill them with me. I want him to teach me how he wants me to perform oral sex, not to learn it from Superhead or some other porn star. I want him to find my spots and to map me, not watch some girl on the Internet and then say, oh baby girl might like that.

Because you know what, I won’t. Learn me. Don’t go and watch people on TV or the Internet and then try to apply it to me. If you love me, then you want to know who I am, what I like, what I don’t like. Yes, you have to learn what I like through trial and error, but do so with me and based on my response. I’m not Pinky, Superhead or Jada Fire.

I’m your wife.


Disrespect.

newyorkish:

Niggas have NO respect these days. I don’t know why these faggots get attached to me so quickly. Maybe it’s because I’m an asshole & they aren’t used to a female being such a dick? I don’t know. Whatever the case may be, you niggas are ANNOYING. I’ve actually realized that they like my attitude which is why I don’t even bother responding to them with a slick comment anymore. THIS IS WHY I’M IGNORING YOU.

All you niggas on my AIM/YAHOO you are the ones most guilty of this. If I don’t answer your IM’s — take the fucking hint. I’m not a mean person so don’t expect me to be like, “Yo, nigga. Leave me the fuck alone” -block-. But I mean, if it has to come to that, please believe that I will not hesitate to do & say so. You know I have a man, you fucking know this. The first thing that comes out of my mouth after introducing myself is my man’s name. I talk about him more than I talk about myself. What makes you think you have a shot in hell? Whether I was single or not, YOU CAN’T HAVE ME.

I’m tired of you bragging about your cars & your money — I don’t give a fuck. I have my own car which is 9 outta 10 times better than yours & I make my own money. Stop talking to me about your dick, I don’t care if your dick is bigger than a horse’s cock when it’s hard. I DON’T CARE. I DO NOT FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE.

Stop kicking me the same bullshit lines.
“What your man got to do with me?” HIM>you.
“Leave that zero & get with a hero.” Lol, word they still use that one.
“Your man ain’t got shit on me.” He shits on you.
“I can do better by you than your man.” You’re a sucker.
“I’ll be boyfriend number 2” Lmfao.
“I’ll do things to you that your man could never do.” You probably have an std.
“I’d treat you better. You deserve better.” Oh, word?
“So when we gonna chill?” Never.

MY MAN SHITS ON ALL OF YOU! With or without the money, the nice car, the stacks, the “fresh” clothes/kicks, the jewerly, all of that shit. He has what you niggas lack — RESPECT, pride, wisdom, & overall, he’s just REAL. I’d never drop him & if I ever did, it would definitely never be for one of you cornballs.

Nigga, how the fuck would you know about what my man does & how you’re better than him? Everyday I get this basura thrown at me. MISS ME with the bullshit. I don’t respond to you, so why keep going? I delete you fags daily. Quit making “jokes”. Quit speaking on my relationship. Don’t talk shit about my man. Don’t get bitter & call me a bitch every time I reject you. Son, you’re setting yourself up, g.

Fall the fuck back. I’m not mad at all. I’m just annoyed by all you wack ass dudes coming at me with the same garbage, b. ESPECIALLY all you bitches who say, “I love you”. Lmfao. You don’t know me to love me. That’s the most pathetic thing you can do for my attention. You may think I’m being mean but seriously, that’s a pussy ass thing to do. (I hate the word pussy but it fit in the context so well.)

In the end, if you’re reading this & you get offended — that means you’re one of these faggots. So do you & I the favor of stopping all communication with me. Thanks, kid.


There's no Winners in the States?

thebestonmars:

Wow, you guys are missing out. They sell some ridiculous shit there. Low ass prices, too.

it’s called dillards.